Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
sassysoprano 0
Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.
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Comments (123)
mort1818 0
go meet him at a café say he touch your boob and kick him in the nutz
iSolDyourSouL 0
It was my way of asking you out on a date. Go out with me? :3
redmnky21 8
durring these 3 years it never occured to u to change ur number?
AllyyK 9
Umm it sounds like she did change her number before and maybe even multiple times when she said he 'somehow got a hold of her number'. I highly doubt she has had the same number for three years when this guy has been stalking her for that long.. Unless she's an idiot, but then if she never changed her number than she obviously doesn't really care that he's stalking her. Maybe she wants to be stalked?! Maybe she likes the attention? There could be so much more to this FML that she never added and that we don't know about, and we will probably never know. If he's been stalking her for three years and had her number before than I'm sure she's changed it before. But hey that's just what I got out of it, I could be wrong and she could just be a huge dumbass? Hmm..
AllyyK 9
That's sad when even your stalker thinks you have no life lol
chrispasta 3
This is what stalkers do. Deflect and reflect the craziness. Do anything they can to get a rise/attention from you. Unfortunately sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands sometimes. Cut all contact. Give your friends/family a description of him. And don't go anywhere he knows you frequent alone.
blackwidowtaco 31
Call your cell provider and either have his number blocked or yours changed. ASAP!
steffidallasbfl 16
Can you say irony.?
people_annoy_me 23
Hmmm... He's telling you that..... I think it should be the other way round!
indigohippopo 20
tell him to go stalk someone more interesting then..
96isntassexyas69 20
That's rough OP, hopefully he won't get a hold of your me number.