Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
minder97
Canada
Bad influence
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
amy
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Charles Booth
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
sadmom
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Jay
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
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Comments (192)
ladylilly25 20
Dang. Did he glue stick a bitch or something?
zandalee 20
Oh quit whining and go eat your coco pops. Stop judging people for the love of God.
Chazzzor 10
You have my sympathy. It's going to be a very long road ahead until your son turns 18. Unfortunately for me I been there and done that. My son is now 27 years old and it was a very long and frustrating road.
RedPillSucks 33
One suspension doesn't make a bad kid. Writing someone off at that age is a huge mistake, and an unfortunate thing that some education systems do.
zandalee 20
I agree! Everyone needs to lighten the hell up!
jordanlite 16
And some education systems give kids like that the help that they need.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
He must have grabbed the teacher's breasts. He misses breast feeding.
ballpython 15
That is ridiculous! Schools are more concerned with how kids present themselves and how they behave then the education they receive. I could understand if he brought a pocket knife to school or a gun (like that kindergartener who shot a little girl several years ago) but these days they suspend kids for as little as wearing a hat or carrying a backpack. I hit a girl in the chest pretty hard when I was in kindergarten and all I got was a talking to (this was in 1980 BTW). I feel bad for the OP.
jelly713 19
Maybe he got suspended for inappropriate exposure. Maybe he started taking off his clothes in class, LOL. Sounds like something a 5 year old would do.
MrSassypants 34
I also got suspended on the last three days of kindergarten. I beat some kid up because he called me fat or something. I didn't get to go the pizza party. Well, luckily I changed from then and don't beat kids up anymore. I'm still fat but.... meh.
Gpro67 9
Sounds like me when I was in kindergarten
epicfailbazinga 4
Lol.. I wonder where he got his ideas from??
juliastarr 4
My little brothers friend got suspended for showing off his junk to another boy in the bathroom... They were in kindergarten.....