Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
minder97
Canada
Bad influence
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
amy
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Charles Booth
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
sadmom
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Jay
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
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seacadet 18
What could he possibly have done?
BVBARMY1238 9
It's good luck! It's 12/12/12!
BVBARMY1238 9
It's good luck! It's 12/12/12!
Iniezian 18
Hey, the same thing happened to my little brother in pre-school. He's now a normal student and exceptionally bright for his age.
Iniezian 18
Hey, my little brother got expelled from preschool, but he's an OK student and an exceptionally bright kid for his age today.
lostfaithinpppl 19
More information is needed here, OP. Without knowing what happened it's hard to make a decision whether it's an FYL or an YDI.
ballpython 15
My question is does this kid even comprehend what is going on? For all we know he is under the impression that when he misbehaves at school he gets a day off. That would sound good to me at that age,
AlexRen 21
My brother was suspended in Preschool.
desertlovebird 11
Don't feel bad the same happened to me too, but I got suspended twice( yep booze does wonders at the age of 5) but I ended up being responsible and going all the way thru school with out ever getting in trouble again. NowI am a bartender at a legal age.
SAgirl 23
And the reason was?