Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
minder97
Canada
Bad influence
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
amy
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Charles Booth
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
sadmom
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Jay
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
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lifeindafastlane 1
yea mine did too about 7 years ago, for fighting
siren26 3
Look the positive side later nobody gonna bully him
Obryn 9
Been there, done that with my son. He eventually got diagnosed with Aspergers. Kids aren't always being "bad" when they act out. Good luck!
Evelio95 9
I got suspended in kinder, twice. Once for biting a kid who would stop biting me. The other one for pantsing a girl.
AngelSpit 18
I ran into somebody my husband went to high school with and he was telling me that he had to sit home with his son who was suspended for bringing in one of his knives. His son is in the other pre k class in my daughter's school
viper64 10
Knowing the way schools are now, he probably hugged somebody.
CrazyManCraig12 9
I got kicked out of kindergarten when I was a kid. I don't remember it but the way my mom tells it, it has something to do with the principal walking out of her office to see me peeing on the front door of the school and shouting something about not wanting to take a nap. So I may have felt your kids pain once in my life, I was just too young to remember it =P
kitkewl 1
My brother was expelled from kindergarten.
sneeze_watch 19
Schools these days are ******* ridiculous. A friend of mine's kid got suspended for, no joke, pointing a PAPERCLIP at some other kids and "making a menacing face". Really? Really? What could a ******* five year old do to get suspended? Did he stab someone with safety scissors?
reaper1718 7
I'm gonna say he dropped his pants in class & told the teacher to suck his wee wee