Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
minder97
Canada
Bad influence
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
amy
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Charles Booth
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
sadmom
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Jay
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
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Comments (192)
Inheritance 10
What'd he do eat a crayon? Or did he use a crayon as a knife? Like wtf.
unknown_user5566 27
I imagined it like this for some reason: Teacher: Ok, color in the lines now. We want your picture to be pretty. Kid: .... **** YO LINES, I'M AN ARTIST!
tsent8 15
Or "maybe it went like this Teacher: little Timmy it's nap time Timmy:
tsent8 15
I don't wanna! Teacher: what will it take to get you to take a nap Timmy: you could take a nap with me if you know what I mean.
FML_Whale 18
94/95 - That's just ****** up man. He's in Kindergarten. Now I'm disturbed.
tsent8 15
Yeah I know and I have no idea why it split
LaLince 40
YDI. You raised him.
cristy91 33
My dog had a litter of 5 puppies. Four were sweethearts, one was demon spawn from the day it was born. They were all raised under the same conditions, yet this little one would continually attack all the others to the point that they would bleed. The point of this being sometimes it isn't the parent's fault.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That puppy is lilhellian
savage93 11
I want the puppy!
lilhellian 27
I don't attack other puppies unless they take my kibbles an bits then shit goes down.. >.>
goose12321 11
31 some kids are good and some are rotten. And for the rotten ones you enforce discipline. You don't keep treating them with the same standards as the good kids. You need to bring them back in line. Duh. So it is the parents fault if they don't take action.
erikabt820 2
Why would you compare a child to a puppy! I work at a school and the amount of Prek and kindergarten kids that have seen the principal's office is unbelievable! They fight, are rude, talk back, some pee on themselves on purpose, the parents hardly care!
PenguinBitch 44
Was he using your ***** as a "sword of death"?
zandalee 20
Classic comment!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol he's LIKEABOSS.
ladylilly25 20
DA BAWSE
Obey_StudBoii 23
You already kno
misspulkadot24 17
This FML leaves so much to the imagination. Did he sneak a samurai sword in his backpack? Plan terrorist attacks on a town of Lincoln log and building block homes? Throw a rock at the teacher? Teach the other kids what sex is? The possibilities are endless.
rott3n 6
That a little harsh at that age.
The666Ghost 17
Not really, I got suspended in first grade for throwing a chair at a substitute teacher. When asked why I did it, I said because the bitch had it coming. Never to early for punishment all depends on what he did.
OHai15 12
Is ur kid Stewie Griffin??
maddygirl820 10
Happens
SadGirl18 16
At that age, the only thing that could really piss off a five year old is if someone told him Santa was not real.
roooooy 2
Santas not real?
Warden1986 16
Specially when you're on a bus, and your father asked what you wanted for Christmas.