Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
minder97
Canada
Bad influence
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
amy
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Charles Booth
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
sadmom
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Jay
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
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dancermg 4
I got suspended my first day of kindergarten because I punched a kid in the face. He crumpled up my drawing and called it scribble scrabble then threw it across the room.
zombiekiller52 24
Hell I got suspended When I was in first grade.
Karls_Marx 13
I broke my principles back In kindergarten and got a teacher to retire
fantasyworld 39
Did he beat someone with a book? In kindergarten I slapped someone who was staring at me (I had all these health issues and looked different). Somehow I didn't get suspended.
writerchic85 26
He probably ate his pop tart into a gun shape or something