Kids: Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy...

By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 13:58

Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML

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lawls79 14

Monday 22 October 2012 22:37

He was thinkin with the small head...

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Innovation. He's going places.

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BunchieRules 31

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:46

I believe Betty White has something to say about all of you.

kevinl12 3

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:47

ok that is hilarious...not to mention pretty clever lol

vintage3113 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:48

Wondering how old the kid is lol

bobgooeyflonder 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:48

*cough* DocBastard *cough* Shit, now he's probably gonna be on my ass... again...

JoeLamp 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:52

Epic

SeventhSalem 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:03

now that's giving directions....quagmire style XD epic

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:14

Epic senior prank. But how did the school not catch him hanging it on the signs or know it was his?

jackwagn 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:35

This kid.... Deserves the directions.... To an award

BoomerSpaulding 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:36

And why did he get expelled? If I was the principal I would just leave it

imperialtl 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:38

What a champ!

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