Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
independant
Corvallis, United States
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Granmacathy
United States
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
poormom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good news
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
kprice6
United States
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
oldmama728
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Say no and then make him do chores all week.
DjeePee 25
In his defense, there are still countless slaves in the world.
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Comments (71)
TheHeavyOne 15
You said no, right? Slavery is still a thing on planet Earth.
thatkid00117 16
Slavery is still legal as a form of punishment
outoftown 27
Can't vote FYL or YDI on this one. Was this a nuanced question, or an idiotic one?
StzaCrack666 18
if you hsve a job youre Va
InuwindoW 13
Don't blame him, we all try and forget the stupid decisions made by our government!
jrock9093 18
Don't worry you raised an idiot lol
MythisCx 1
Actually, slavery has not been abolished there are still thousands of slaves in Africa and other different parts of the world. Maybe you should have been more specific about it.