Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
Today, I attended my husband's funeral and my son carried out the eulogy, which basically turned into a character assassination, ending with "and I hope Hell is hot enough for you, old man." Almost our entire family agreed with every word he said. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, it was my stepdad's funeral. Everything was great, until people got drunk, kicked off, and the police got called. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my son is a real ass. My mother died and he literally only booked off half a day to attend his own grandmother's funeral, doesn’t plan to spend time with me after the burial, and since he booked it, all he has done is complain about the three meetings he’s going to miss that morning. FML
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
Today, despite all my begging for him to at least be civil, my son started his eulogy at his dad's funeral with the words, “Let me tell you a few things about the bastard in the coffin over there.” It only got worse. FML
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Ajwc101 24
Who attends a funeral drunk?! I feel so bad for the widow. F her life.
xoxokelsey11 5
I'm imagining a 20 year old groping a 90 year old...
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Comments (115)
Lazaruk 3
I've heard stories about people who 'toast' to the lives of those who died.. But coming to a funeral drunk, and attempting to violate the widow is.. pitiful. Is this what our generation has come to?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I would like to point out that this FML takes place in Iceland. Why? Because EVERY country have their own parenting styles and teaching. Therefore, the whole "This generation is shit" would only apply to most of the western world, mostly in the United States, because of all the lack of discipline and parenting these day. I am seriously gonna flip a shit to people who use the "Gen Y. ******* sucks" on non-U.S. FML's. Every country has its ****-ups, but not every ******* place has the same problem with kids like the U.S.
lovebeecharmer 6
Iceland? Lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
? What's so funny about Iceland?
SarahElisabet 4
At first, I read this as "groping the window " and I was incredibly confused.... and amused. hahaha.
Helldemon 32
Wow, I read it the same way lol.
pennies_lane 6
Haha I read that as "my drunk son tried to grope the wiNdow." I'm such a dick! :/
pennies_lane 6
oops, I didn't see this ^ before I posted... I think I should go bed!
MrBrightside21 20
52 - How about we don't, but tell everyone we did. Or even better, don't tell ANYONE. It'll be our little secret.
CoriBaby 5
maybe its his way of coping with it
jwa2000 3
His way of copping a feel.
suckmylife669 0
i read it first as "my son tried to grope the window" and i was like wtf?
suckmylife669 0
oh my bad, i didnt read the above comments ofhow others saw the same thing >.>
BubbaJ80 11
You should have put him within an inch of his life
Domitan 1
Nothing like having your wife get groped after just coming in dead last in the race of life.