Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML
Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
Today, my girlfriend misplaced her Blue Baboon Tarantula (aka Bastard Biting Thing) so I told her I wasn’t setting foot in her flat again until she found it. I then proceeded to find it myself, when I put on my motorcycle helmet. I can still feel its legs on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML
Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Top comments
nanxi 30
If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.
cutycat136 28
Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not
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Comments (74)
vb68_fml 28
Fake
RickySleeves 20
Dang. She's good.
Futacy 30
You sure she's not bullshitting you? I think she's bullshitting you.
psychopolarbear 28
I sense a great psychological warrior in this girl.
Mellowyellow15 10
She better hope she is.
amileah13 26
Time to pack up and move out
mustangbravo 27
**** your life indeed.
kibster9 20
That would be a pretty good prank to pull on someone.
Kurby14 21
time to burn the house down
kayj905 15
Looks like its that time of the year when you have to burn down your house again.
never_alone 10
either your sister is incredibly brave or a liar. but my question is, if she found something that she thought was your pet, why did she put it under your bed? that's the last place I would put someone's pet
sorasaveshyrule 16
It says on OP's bed, not under.
saffy66 34
I hope she was just messing with you - o course the sibling code of honour requires you to respond in kind. It will be harder for you though, because she will be expecting it. But if she wasn't kidding, buy some spider killing pesticide 'bombs', turn them on and leave for a few hours.