Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, while talking to my sister, I explained to her that the reason I hope I end up having a girl is I want my daughter to love me the way I "used" to love my own mother. I didn't mean to say it in the past tense. My sister told my mom. She's planning my baby shower. FML
Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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IBleedArbor 0
yeah. my mom called me a surprise. another word for mistake.
LaDiablo 0
Pffft, most babies are mistakes :P
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Comments (40)
xNephilim 19
Being an accident is no big deal. I'm guessing that at least half the kids on this planet were accidents. Heck, my cousin was concieved when her mom's condom broke. I was some sort of accident, too, I just don't remember how... No big deal. Get over it.
geeksaresexy 18
I was an accident, my brother was planned. My mum tried to take my brother back to the hospital because she 'didn't want him any more'. She also left him outside a shop in his pram and went home without him. She never did that with me. What if they planned to have your sister and she was such a pain in the ass that they didn't want another one? They could've aborted you but they CHOSE to have you anyway.
effedml 5
Your mum's a jerk.
bengalfan751 0
If your mom loves you, why does it matter if you were a mistake?
Thisismypchere 8
holy shit dude
zendaddy0 0
chicks are cruel
aFatFuck 0
#1 agreed. A lot more people are "mistakes" than you think. Just be glad you made the 1 in 99999884738761838800017388838387373781828827279289928282728372828287373883838838361048486999999372662627278292088263627637373737838000103719473973163848699201725824837937193883 chance and made it from the first life on earth to now.
ChangMu 8
Why does it hurt people's feelings to know that their parents weren't actively trying to get pregnant when they had you? It doesn't mean they don't want you. I was an accident, but I've never submitted an FML about it. I just don't get why it bothers people.
Bcfrmkc816 17
How is this an fml you were told that your mom loves you.
brian345 5
MILF!!
Sir_Swaggington 6
What difference does it make? Being an accident doesn't mean you're unwanted, just unplanned. This FML is basically saying, "My parents had sex 9 months before I was born and my mom loves me. FML" Your life isn't ****** OP. Allow me to get some cheese for that wine.