Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Tense situation
Today, while talking to my sister, I explained to her that the reason I hope I end up having a girl is I want my daughter to love me the way I "used" to love my own mother. I didn't mean to say it in the past tense. My sister told my mom. She's planning my baby shower. FML
Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Stolen valor
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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IBleedArbor 0
yeah. my mom called me a surprise. another word for mistake.
LaDiablo 0
Pffft, most babies are mistakes :P
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easylazy 0
I thought this was relevant: # Operator! Give me the number for 911! # Oh, so they have internet on computers now! # Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! # Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. # I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. # Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. # Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. # Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' # Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. # Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? # You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. # Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
gc327072 31
How the actual **** was that relevant?
xstaticdelta 6
you have two fist, feet and legs and a butter knife im sure. USE THEM NOW
My_averageFML 0
at least your mother still loves you. that should be enough you ingrate.
mysticold13 0
Dude, so what. I was a surprise baby, if you were actually a mistake your mom would have had an abortion. A lot of babies are unplanned, that doesn't mean their parents don't want them.
kiwi0605 0
I was unplanned too, unlike my sister, but I don't really care and neither do my parents..
bored690 0
um get over it. my brother was an accident and he's the favorite.
mlipro 0
YDI for being a whiny bitch and telling your mom.
missmontreal97 4
she loves you. you were unplanned. so she kept you and she loves you.
joanjett 0
I was a mistake and my parents told me they love me more than my brother. He happened on purpose though.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
I was a mistake too, at least she loves u, my mom doesn't love me...