Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I was browsing the frozen section at the store when I saw movement in my peripheral vision. Thinking it was another customer, I said “Oh sorry, go ahead.” No one responded. I turned to see my own reflection in the freezer door. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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ohmygawdz 0
is this from spongebob?
caancoha 0
Well, you know what they say! Cold hands, warm heart. ;D
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Comments (64)
Egotistical 0
That sucks:/ it would have been worse if u had gotten fired
Lolbrittany 0
i hope your skin ripped off when you finally got your hands off the door :U
Crystalyo 0
What the heck? That's so mean, so he made a mistake. You shouldn't wish him ill..
HahaYDI 0
YDI for working at Burger King
the_enigma1019 1
So because they slipped up, they deserve to have a lack of skin on their hands, you sir are what is known as an (clears throat) asshole,arse, ****, dick, fucktard, ******, loser, gaytard, asswipe, vag, and and just a plain old bastard -the enigma
drdingus 27
That's harsh
prettykitty123 0
**** your lifee dood
DeathMetal666 0
How is this an FML? You canadians love the cold, pussy.
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha. Silly misinformed non-Canadian. The majority of us dislike it as much as anyone else.
plexico 4
Fiesty Pixie, you'd always be welcome here in Texas where it never gets really cold. ;)
Crystalyo 0
Haha I know that's right, we get a cold front here and the temp is like 96 degrees Fahrenheit.
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha, thanks Plexico. =D Though the legality of guns makes me a little nervous. *twitch* jk. ^-^
plexico 4
That whole gun thing is exaggerated. In any case, you can get your own. Some women really enjoy shooting them off (at a firing range at paper targets, mostly.)
dp23tc 0
that's a stereotype!!! not all canadian's love the cold.
maddy23a 5
We more adapt to the cold rather than like it. Canadian winters in sone places are pretty bad .. :/
moonsigh 0
okay ignore the cold. wouldn't you be panicked to have your hands frozen to a door? would you just sit there and not say a word??
Shadow_Phantom 26
Glad you're still alive, but FYL dude o_o
caancoha 0
Well, you know what they say! Cold hands, warm heart. ;D
caancoha 0
Well, you know what they say! Cold hands, warm heart. ;D
magichateball 0
YDI for not drying your hands first.
lendmeyourteeth 0
why wouldn't you at least wipe your hands on your pants..?
TheTragicReturn 0
I was going to say YDI, but then I remember how lazy I am about drying my hands. FYL.
teach09 0
YDI!!! I go from doing dishes to going into the big cooler at work all the time..not once have I gotten stuck to anything...you want to know how???? I wipe my hands..whether on a paper towel on the way in..or on my pants....ughh..stupid people