Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, I arranged a date with a girl online I really get along with, because frankly we both have a filthy sense of humour and love sexting. At the date, it turns out she’s deaf, which is not a problem, but she brought her sister as an interpreter. Without our usual conversation, it was just painfully awkward. FML
Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML
Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a "damn fine ass." I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML
Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML
Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
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Top comments
felixvdl 9
Sisters...... You gotta love em.
FracturedMinds 21
"So he didn't have to read lips." My guess is OP can read them too.
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Comments (89)
SeriousJoker72 18
Wow! Sorry it took a guy for her to learn sign, I really feel for you, at lest she's learning tho right?
LittleMissShadow 16
Sounds like one hell of a sister.....
leonlee2002 10
Teach her something like "**** your mother" and say it means "I love you", then sit back and watch the drama unfold as she puts her new-found knowledge to good (?) use with her boyfriend.
kaykayxx 3
She's selfish .-. I would rather learn it to understand my sister than my boyfriend.. Sisters are forever boyfriends not always..
Kris1520 14
what an inconsiderate bitch
UsagiArwen 23
This, #37, is a stroke of genius. And it's something that I would have done if I had been in Op's shoes.
RedPillSucks 33
on the bright side, she probably wouldn't have dated anyone deaf if it weren't for you. So even though she's a bit shallow, at least she's learning
gadgetdwf 10
Wow. I rarely find FMLs that make me genuinely angry for the person involved, but thats so gross of your sister. For her only to be bothered to learn for her boyfriend, and not you? Awful. FYL, OP, and you have my sympathy.
thewife5 19
My husband's friend has a girlfriend that is deaf and I took up signing so she doesn't feel excluded. Your sister is wack!
HJKM_fml 19
I get the same thing. My parents just tell me to turn up my hearing aids if I can't hear anything. Their excuse being they don't have time to learn.
thewife5 19
I'm so sorry to hear that! Would make everyone's life more enjoyable and easier just to learn.