Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, I arranged a date with a girl online I really get along with, because frankly we both have a filthy sense of humour and love sexting. At the date, it turns out she’s deaf, which is not a problem, but she brought her sister as an interpreter. Without our usual conversation, it was just painfully awkward. FML
Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML
Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a "damn fine ass." I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML
Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML
Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
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felixvdl 9
Sisters...... You gotta love em.
FracturedMinds 21
"So he didn't have to read lips." My guess is OP can read them too.
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Comments (89)
snippit 18
What a bitch!
AverageJoey 18
Well better late than never right OP?
ladybugz23 13
damn thats harsh... I'm deaf and my sister is hearing but she signs, I'm thankful that my family signs.
Freethaawave 19
My ex's uncle is deaf, not a single person in his family learnt how to sign. I felt bad and tried to learn but I don't think he cared to sign with me lol.
telli164 30
That's so messed up! 20 YEARS!?!
jackycat 17
Honestly this says a LOT about her character. Not a bit of it good.
brandoneyez1 25
I guess she needed a boy for motivation. Sorry op.
SillyBeanie 8
Just sign to her new boyfriend things about your sister like how she has a lack of communication skills and doesn't appreciate family, plus I wouldn't help her let her learn by herself she had 20 years to ask you, good luck OP maybe her boyfriend can be your new friend since you two can sign together :)
MisterGasMoney 16
I'm sorry OP, but your sister's an asshole.
beardedbeard 4
****** up.
starsierra 15
I need a followup