Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Ameronot 14
Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.
opiate_ape 10
shit in her pillow case
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Comments (73)
vlad79 9
Wipe with her pillow case. She'll get pink eye.
klg32 17
That's disgusting
TabooSushi 24
Well that was messed up, but last I checked, shirts are washable. So there's that.
Anti_Sora 31
It still was used to wipe someone's ass you can't remove that from that shirt.
xTommytheGUNx 15
even if it was cleaned as new every time you went to wear it you would remember it was used to whipe your sisters ass
Eman9000 17
Why was your basket of clothes in the bathroom
epicx22 22
Could she not have seen there was no toilet paper before using the toilet? And could she also not had grabbed some before hand..
ChopSuey444 20
Logical reasoning, but I think everyone has had a moment where they just have to go so badly, they don't really pay attention.
sumi90 12
Siblings; you can't live with them and you can't live without them. There is no in between. Sorry about your shirt OP.
imbedderdenu 23
She sounds special. smh
The_Basileus 9
Your sister is a spoiled brat that deserves to be slapped. What a disgusting thing to do.
AdrienNestor 3
your sister is a blitch
ManicGypsy 22
Comments like this make me wonder why other people don't store their extra toilet paper within easy reach of the toilet. Just seems odd to me.
rojoesydney 6
Buy her a butt plug for Christmas