Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt, wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said, "We know you will do well." Mine said, "We will love you no matter what happens." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
gemzroxya 0
Dear Aunt, Happy Birthday, Your getting old but we still love you. From OP. xox
KatrinaKitten 16
I'm sure they mean it in the best intent.
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Comments (97)
iAmScrubs 19
That is actually good for you. They never indicated what would happen if your sister didn't do well.
perdix 31
Did the card actually say that, or did the person who read it to you SAY that's what it said? Your aunt is trying to be a positive as possible with the glaring fact that you are a dunce.
Suchagoonnn 4
plexico?
lmaoatall 6
well op, isn't it kind of nice to know that no matter what, they will still love you? I'm mean, even though they have little hope that you'll do well, it's still nice to know they'll be there for you! right? well, good luck to ya anyways.
CoolAidIsMyName 0
Mell18 0
Do better than your sister and prove them wrong! ....Even if that requires cheating off a smart kid
HeavyMetalViking 0
I no so smart, trust me.
XxAngel77xX 0
... Maybe the store ran out of cards?
ltalianStallion 0
send them a f you card
BAMF519 0
haha she thinks ur a dumb ass shit Srry jst the truth
Alitsia88 4
OP this means your relatives have set the bar low for you. Which makes it easier to jump it... And when you do, take ItalianStallion's advice and put up a middle finger for the whole world to see
CoolAidIsMyName 0
queer. u kno fancy words. but ur dayumm fine girl.
whatevermajorlos 0
well you do kinda need it if you can't differentiate between 'for' and 'from'
purpleamandapand 6
I noticed that too, and I was like, wtf? :S
benjaminn123 0
I smell a sabotage.. or maybe thats the poop haha