Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt, wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said, "We know you will do well." Mine said, "We will love you no matter what happens." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
gemzroxya 0
Dear Aunt, Happy Birthday, Your getting old but we still love you. From OP. xox
KatrinaKitten 16
I'm sure they mean it in the best intent.
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Comments (97)
agurlsaid 0
I see "from" not "for". I think you meant to say "on" English not "in".
ilyfrenchiee 0
woah grammer nazi alert!!
maciejush 0
You had to give 'em a reason to do so
Clouded_Rhino 0
Aunt GLaDOS just knows from experience that you're not very good at testing. Good luck, anyways. ^__^
geeksaresexy 18
lol I love you 85..
finalyearsofhate 22
who the hell sends 'do good on your exams' cards? stupid.
WalterKovacs 1
Look at it like that, your sis gets expectations and pressure, you get unconditional love. Why complain?
ilyfrenchiee 0
maybe its the truth ? or shes trying to tell you nicely to try harder in school
sillyhavelgirl 0
go without her!
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
It's the exact same way in my family. Everyone thinks I'm a retard doomed to fail. Even despite the fact I could be classified as a technical wiz, I still appear to be incapable of achieving academic success.
geeksaresexy 18
I had the same thing between me and my brother. He passed all his exams with high grades without even going to his classes. I worked my arse off just to pass mine. He dropped out of college at 17, I went to university. No one ever expected me to do that and no one gave me any help. My brother had the support of our entire family. I made the most of what I had. Even though my brother might be smarter than me I have done better for myself than he has!
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
I think I know who the favorite in the family is...