Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Wrong place, right time
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Circular
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
Potential re-get-together?
Perdition 4
Become crazed with obsession, copy and plaster the photo all over his car. Follow him around all day, every day. He's sure to want you back.
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echo_of_shadows 14
*and me. Protip: always run a sentence through without referring to the other person to check what pronoun to use when referring to yourself.
lexiieeex3 32
*me and my boyfriend
gingerface81 16
That title is always a curse for couples even though in your case you didn't know until after you broke up, I feel for you OP
anonymous100000 17
you'll get over it. go to college, there are plenty of other men out there that aren't so petty.
fantasyworld 39
That sucks. My best friend's yearbook has people in the cutest couple, best best friends categories that aren't together or friends anymore.