Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Wrong place, right time
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Circular
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
Potential re-get-together?
Perdition 4
Become crazed with obsession, copy and plaster the photo all over his car. Follow him around all day, every day. He's sure to want you back.
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LS007_fml 1
Your private life is none of your school's business, i find this "cutest couple" thing weird.
SteelCladAngel 0
yearbook is run by a staff of students. every school has different 'awards' Given to different students we didnt have 'cutest couple' in ours.
LS007_fml 1
Ok thanks for explaining. I thought it was ruled by teachers, that would have been weird. By students is ok then.
sourgirl101 29
We had "cutest couple" in my yearbook, too. And also best/worst dresser, most athletic, funniest, most likely to succeed, etc.... OP, I'm sorry. It must suck to look back but they usually don't include you in that category unless you've been together through out the school year, so you were cutest while it lasted.
lisha88 1
I guess it's time to makeup
ImInABox 6
I'm going to make a lame attempt to relate this to another FML and ask if his name was Rick? Cause then you need to do some major ass-kicking.
montagicals 0
DunDiddly damn
LS007_fml 1
Your private life is none of your school's business, i find this "cutest couple" thing weird.
LS007_fml 1
Whi did i get a thumb down ? Sorry but i am french and in france we don't have these school year books that's why i'm not used to having my private life exposed by my school ^^
Haha_oh_wait 4
In my school the couple submits themselves along with pics to be chosen as cutest couple
Haha_oh_wait 4
In my school the couple submits themselves along with pics to be chosen as cutest couple
Haha_oh_wait 4
In my school the couple submits themselves along with pics to be chosen as cutest couple
Haha_oh_wait 4
In my school the couple submits themselves along with pics to be chosen as cutest couple
marinaim 17
Key word there: 'French'.
StuffedNinja 0
So? Not like they knew. You should be happy that you got anything at all.
kristylew03 1
At least you were cute while it lasted.
LS007_fml 1
Sorry for posting twice, i didn't notice. Too bad we can't suppress our own comments.
woahheylex 0
lucky.. I won creepiest smile.
saIty 17
Maybe you should shave the pedo-stache.
perdix 31
School yearbooks are a curse. My school yearbook voted me Most Likely to Succeed, and now I live under a bridge and eat road kill. It all started unraveling the day the yearbook came out. . .
Emster689 0
well if u live under a bridge how are u on the Internet?