Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, It's Valentine's Day. I'm single and in college, where everyone is posting their S.O.s and going on dates. I'm intensely introverted and shy, and I have a crush but I'm way too scared to ever tell him, and I'm going to spend my evening alone studying organic chemistry. Honestly, I just feel nerdy and lonely. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Bloothebawss 9
Dance with your hamster?
mrpuffypants 0
Take the hamster in a tuxedo
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Comments (193)
xGolBLiiN 1
be grateful with what you have :P
yadisingh 5
A ******* hamster?
EstellePr 5
You should be happy. My best friend had a boyfriend, my sister had a boyfriend and I had the chickenpox.
preetaleet 9
Hamsters are pretty cool.
LaydiexSkull 3
Put him in a tux! It'll be cute(: I'm sure everyone will be jealous, OP
mzblondiee 0
....Haha(:
ugottaluvme 0
Sounds fun.
DocBastard 40
Yes, I'm sure EVERY SINGLE PERSON in your entire school is going but you. And I'm sure you had NO time to ask someone, right? Wrong. Just because you pussed out and didn't get a date doesn't earn you sympathy. Enjoy paying with your hamster while everyone else has fun. Maybe you'll learn something.
ukrage 1
Agreed but maybe op is hideous and couldnt get anyone
NAU_future 7
Hamsters are now currency? Can I get payed with hamsters? Please Doc, can I? Or is OP paying the hamsters way like a date? "Yes I had a wonderful evening with my date, until they ate all my food to 'save it for later'".
ItsTheKing 10
Nobody pays me in hamster :(
sylphy 0
I would never want to be payed in hamsters. I've never met a hamster that hasn't bitten me at least once when I held it.
killerweakness 0
She's probably just some fat bitch with acne.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
You know just because you're a girl (I'm assuming you're a girl because a guy wouldn't be bitching about this on FML) doesn't mean you can't ask a guy to homecoming.
goobergirlie 5
Agree with doc. How DARE they have a good time just because you couldn't find a date.
DocBastard 40
I would correct the whole "paying" thing, but too many people have had fun at my expense, so enjoy it. *******.
TonyIsMyDog 2
Dang dude - lighten up.
technicolourain1 0
Well you probably hurt your hamster's feelings by not taking it to homecoming. So you should feel even more sorry for yourself!
BlahFYourLife 0
Oh
Yung23 0
Stay home I mean it is "homecoming"