Anonymous
Coplay, United States
Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Imgonnahaveabf
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Not welcome here
Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Englewood, United States
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic attack
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
justlittleoldme
Sarona, United States
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
Sharon
Heckmondwike, United Kingdom
Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML
PicklesMcRaptor
Miami, United States
Bad boy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
not twilight
Charlotte, United States
Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML
Anonymous
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
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Heteroscodra 8
Certified therapy dogs or owners that put a jacket on their dog that they bought on amazon?
Lobby_Bee 18
Well, they say dogs can feel what you are feeling. He was trying to put you down to ease the stress pain. "Shhhh human, everything will be alright"
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Comments (17)
Razell 13
Well, that's one therapy dog that has comprehensively failed its training....
Zachary8261 28
Did they seriously bring in therapy dogs with or without paying attention to those allergic, or without the knowledge of this possibility? FYL, and possibly others.
shamutrainer2b 23
A true therapy dog cannot show aggression of any sort. Most places won't allow therapy unless the dog has completed its training in a program like TDI (therapy dogs international) or Paw Partners. Even then the facility must invite them in.
olga_crvjl 19
I'm at a loss for words on this fml post lol
Little Richard 11
If a dog attacked you, I'm trusting the dog's judgement of your character.
Lemou_fml 25
There could be more to this story, she left out. Even my cuddly bouncing pekingeses have a limit.
Zachary D'Agostino 3
If a dog attacks you that is allowed in school you did something wrong?