Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
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Top comments
irwingiggles 26
Every guy should have a box of tampons just in case a girl comes over. We're very happy with that haha
renrioku 15
Well they are nice to have incase a lady friend comes over and doesn't have any.
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Comments (50)
BabyCakes818 16
Well it doesn't hurt to be prepared. Lol.
Shay_Shay97 23
What the hell did I just read?
bonermonkey 31
Like has been said, its always good to have them in the house in case someone needs them. Also, I am a 'he' who needs to use tampons, and there are a few more of us around. :P
Saraishi 25
They're great for nosebleeds?
sempisaviour 17
"He" might identify as an attack helicopter. Don't deny attack helicopterism.
RageWolf16 31
Trans guys exist
marko1596 24
this is so fake you're lucky it got verified