Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I set up a date between my roommate, who I'm in love with, and his crush, who I'm jealous of. FML
Put your foot down
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
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xXPeachRoseXx 0
Love sucks. Same exact thing happened to me. That year of college was pure hell, and I eventually moved out as they got engaged last year :/ I'm the maid of honor, and I'm still completly in love with him.
perdix 31
Then the threesomes will be awesome! They can be awkward if the other girl is not really into the guy. You won't have that pesky problem.
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rupertajm90 15
this sounds like it could turn into the fml "today my boyfriend broke up with me and moved out of my room, and into my room mate's fml"
Zharroth 4
Put it all on the table and tell him, then you can't say you didn't try. Why not?
stephenfranklin 15
Hopefully you respect your roommate enough not to try anything with him.