Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the hotel lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML
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Top comments
tiny1972 12
This is one of the cases I think suing is warranted. Creating a tripping hazard is not a prank. He's lucky it wasn't more serious.
Lebeaugars95 20
A tooth for a tooth, prank her back OP
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Comments (137)
askullnamedbilly 33
Post your own FML and stop trying to hijack someone else's.
Thatguy334 7
Though i'm against the sue happyness of the current world, I've take him to court
Thatguy334 7
I'm sure OP realizes things could be worse. If it had happened to you, chances are you would have a broken tooth and a.dead fetus.
baxeh 29
Take it to judge Judy, you Will get your dental bills covered
Nickylicious 8
An eye for an eye Op, or make the bitch pay.
RedPillSucks 33
FML is a humor site, not about posting the worse thing that could happen, otherwise you'd see *Today, I was abducted by 4 armed men, gang raped, shot, and left for dead in a ditch. One of the men was my brother. FML*
BriannaTheLlama 7
I'm very sorry... About your tooth and such. How much was the bill?
mikeyb3 12
Superglue Legos to the inside of his shoes
ohishkabibble 21
More specifically, superglue just one Lego right in the part of the shoe where the arch rests, and watch him crumble >D
sk8rdud3 24
Prank them back and refuse to pay for their bill if they get injured.
tbor81 2
Shit happens, suck it up and quit being a little bitch, or grow a sense of humor and prank the ****** back
Godsofdracos 15
I love people like you who think since it's a so called "prank" it's ok. Oh buddy, your face just got ****** up... But it was just a prank so it's ok! The fact that all three comments you've ever made have belittled people and show a extremely low level of maturity leads me to believe you should "accidentally" be neutered to help the IQ of future generations. Don't worry though, the accident will be part of a prank; so it's ok right?
tbor81 2
It just happens that I grew up taught to not whine when shit happens, you pussys have zero character, you're all whiny little ***** who think everything that happens is someone else's fault, for one day try sucking it up when someone makes you feel bad and not crying when something doesn't go your way and see what happens