Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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Pleonasm 36
They're in deep shirt- I mean shit-- I mean your shirt's in shit- I mean this is nothing short of shit. The cat's out of the bag and into a pair of jeans so skidmarked you'd think the formula one was on.
bReLiNg 18
Sure her "cat" covered it up. She probably found it, and threw a shirt over it.
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Comments (62)
jewelz1012 11
Get rid of the cat
cgstarz790 3
Her "cat" Suuuuure Ms. Poopee Pants
Maria_Obligacia 14
The cat probably did it on purpose, to mark his territory and show you who is boss. If you try harassing the cat in reciprocation, he'll do even worse. Talk to your roommate and ask her to seek help and advice from a vet. I assume, moving out is not an option for you?
amylovesanimals 4
Cats are assholes.
jaystreet46 4
YDI for being hairy nobody wants hair I their fish taco.
DarkskyFML 5
I tried to make it look like the cat did it, sorry.
Kingbreezy04 10
Okay hold up. Your roommate or the cat? If the cat is the answer, then that's a smart ass cat. I wish I had a smart pet.
ananas99_fml 10
Thats an intelligent cat!
gqlmno 23
and now you know why people ******* hate cats. because they are little pieces of *****
HorrorJr 26
Were you wearing said jeans and shirt ?