Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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PSAATS 0
Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.
popoman 0
A lot of people don't seem to notice that the ball of toilet paper was near THE ROOMMATE'S laptop and THE ROOMMATE'S mouse. The only thing the roommate is guilty of is using the poster's toilet paper and not putting it back. Also, it's unhygienic that he doesn't throw that crap away or flush it. There is no precedent for revenge. There is no justification for revenge. Don't get revenge on your roommate. FYL.
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Comments (49)
music87 14
LoL my mom's best friend hides all of our toilet paper EVERY time she comes over here. So don't feel bad. :)
Marques23 5
If you have a roommate, I'm guessing you're over 18? A man has needs, and if he doesn't have a girlfriend, he must become resourceful... Hence the toilet paper... Grow up...
Yolandababy2 14
I don't get it...
crazoy 8
He ****** himself!
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
Maybe he spilled something on his laptop?
worldclassrager 41
Why take the whole roll? Maybe just a little bit just use a tissue or paper towel
thenamesjan 13
Well that got out of hand. Was it a sticky situation?
MattChristensen 14
You know, he could have just been watching **** and needed to blow his nose
alexanderavatar 24
he must be really sick