Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.
StiffPvtParts 43
Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.
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Comments (73)
laden_swallow09 35
This is one of those times where it is acceptable to punch her lights out. And cold steel with a rubber grip is a lot more effective than a piece of paper. Juss sayin'.
liza1922 7
Always prewarn when u have crazy ex's
Namenlos_fml 20
You're better off with someone who will trust you over some crazy woman from the street.
sebasrodriguez15 7
Women are ******* assholes. Go ahead down vote the shit out of this comment. All of you know that women will do whatever it takes to put you down so they can stand tall on top of you.
ariasmake1 9
FYI a restraining order is $300, just kick her in the pus*y and save the money.
TaonasB 3
Get a restraining order for the future. I have one against one of my exes. It's really not as hard to get as people sometimes seem to think.
HiThereIFailed 15
Dude, defend yourself
memestasquaper 10
Happens
ThisIsGonnaFloorYa 7
Restraining Order!!!
Clarence Gilbert 7
someone is trolling the thumbs down