Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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ryannmichael 17
Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.
StiffPvtParts 43
Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.
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Comments (73)
Laggaprone 12
Jeez, sorry to hear that man. Hope it goes well for you.
felipe2342 18
That's awful. Maybe you should warn future dates about her so she can't ruin your chances with them. Or you could get a restraining order.
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Your ex girlfriend sounds like a complete psycho but I also find it concerning that your current girlfriend trusted a stranger more than she trusts you
rileyrae0000 23
Well if she goes on FML it's no wonder she believed it. This kind of things seems to happen a lot. But she should at least talk to him about it and let him have a chance to explain things
DoomedGemini 38
So if someone who seems to know your boyfriend freaks out and accuses him of cheating you shouldn't believe her? I can agree she needs to talk to him but I can't blame her for believing it. It wasn't a stranger, it was an ex who would actually know him and things about him.
tomfiedler22 4
Pickles. Am I right?
1dvs_bstd 41
Isn't this like your second pickle comment in as many fmls?! Do you have the hots for pickles, bro?
VonBlitzkrieg 27
It upsets me a great deal to know that this woman is out there wasting precious oxygen.
ToxicTyrael 26
And food and water! It becomes worse the longer I think about it.
1dvs_bstd 41
If I was OP, I'd get a restraining order so fast she'd think she got hit by a bullet. These are the sorts of bitches that falsely accuse people of rape and make them rot in jail. OP, didn't you tell your current girlfriend about your sinister, psychotic ex? Shit could have been avoided.
logicnazi 18
Damn, why so serious?
1dvs_bstd 41
#20 It is pretty serious.. you've probably never been accused of doing something you didn't do.
Badkarma4u 17
No you wouldn't. You watch too much TV. Do you really think you can walk into a courthouse and say "my ex girlfriend said somethibg to my current girlfriend that I didnt like ONCE", and they are going to tie up the court with that? When you file restraining order against someone you effect their lives and their ability to do certain things and hold certain jobs. Seeing you with someobe else and getting pissed once doesnt cut it. You'll have to show a history of harassment or a credible threat. You may also need to hire a lawyer to prepare the documents for you. You don't just snap your fingers and get one.
RealSuperSand 21
Try explaining it to your current girlfriend, and get some other people to back up your story on how your ex is a crazy bitch. Then restraining order ASAP.
vorspiel 17
It's sad that your girlfriend didn't give you a chance to explain things. Your ex's behaviour was disgusting and uncalled for; I agree with everyone else who has said to get a restraining order. You don't need that sort of harassment, especially if it's wrecking other relationships.
SolarLunix 21
Make sure your future girlfriend knows about your crazy ex.
amarie2009 22
You should have told your girlfriend about the psycho ex, lesson for next time.