Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
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Top comments
moonlight970 0
Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.
NOWAYJOSE 14
Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.
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Comments (196)
castrosabeast 7
How many times has xbox crashed? Xbox 2 ps3 0
puppiesandrainbo 1
How many Blu-Ray discs have you played on your xbox? How much money have you spent paying for Live? How many times have you played inFamous or Uncharted or resistance? I have a PS3 and a 360, but I play my PS3 WAY more. I only use my Xbox for gears of war and mass effect (which is now on PS3 as well)
CabooseWins 0
CAN WE STOP WITH THE FANBOYISM!?!?!? Seriously, it can ruin anything.
RuskiManBearPig 4
How many times have you enjoyed the awesomeness of halo, gears of war, and prototype?
kurbanfan 6
Gears of war is only in the Xbox 360
deadrising084 1
God damn why does it matter both consoles are great
superangryandy 2
GO Wii it kicks ass!
JTHolloway200 0
104- how many times has someone cared ?
fatalwish 6
Wow that sux
castrosabeast 7
Get your shit back and tell them she did it with another dude!
katt_is_here 24
I have a feeling that there may be much more to this story that would make it all make sense. Or, this is just insanity and I'm just hoping for logic where there is none.
miserypoison 13
Tell them it's not you, it's her.
MegNYC 0
Sucks to know ur parents like ur girl more than you. Tell them to stay out of u personal and give ur shit back.
False_Stupidity 42
Would it have really hurt to type an extra 14 letters?
JTHolloway200 0
118-I bet it hurt to count all his mistakes
Daralea 21
The parents can't take away OP's things. They can however take their OWN stuff back. Stop whining about leisure electronics and car.
Symmetry88 0
Depends on if you reworded it. But promptly it would be more then 14 letters.
MegNYC 0
Lmao sounds like a good plan
DrewsFML 8
One logical reason that comes to mind: maybe OP got her pregnant.
jdengel 0
you probably broke up with her because she cut into your wow time
ILoveMyXbox 0
Always calling him on Skype during a BG/Raid/Heroic, maybe?
DrewsFML 8
One logical reason that comes to mind: maybe OP got her pregnant.