Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
moonlight970 0
Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.
NOWAYJOSE 14
Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (196)
stephan18 23
Not really, this is a pretty ordinary FML. I've read worse and you must have too, the one before this FML deserves a wtF
SpruceDread4578 13
35 you're really stupid. Nothing here indicates he is spoiled. Shit he might even have a job.
MainPrism 16
I kno how u feel man i wz once kicked out 4 breaking up w my gf lmao
kalbrek009 20
You didnt live with her parents @ the time, did you? Because then that would make sense. Guess it depends on why you broke up with her....
theten_fml 9
47 knows that. Damn I don't even know what to say, that's messed up. He's right, be a man and stand up for yourself or get yourself a boyfriend with a car, tv, and xbox.
SpruceDread4578 13
Well...I guess people are a bit too deluded on all sides. Know the specs, and you'll see none are the same. At all.
mysterious_chan 7
Low blow. Fyl Op
horneyhic 15
16 In most states 15 in some for learners permit almost all u can be fully licencened before ur 18
CharlieeMurphy 0
Xbox failed plentyyyyyy of times. Red ring of death on say 90% of them
crw817 3
I strongly agree I've had my ps3 since 2006 and it still works perfectly fine. And it's free to play online
BellaBelle_fml 23
^ That's the joke.