Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, my wife upset herself by ringing my best friend to see if he would lie about where I was, and he did. Now my wife thinks I get my friends to lie for me to cover up my cheating. I’ve never once cheated. This feels like the next level up from cheating on her in her dreams, because she's crazy. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I realized I have feelings for a really good friend of mine. Now I have to keep my distance because he’s married, and I refuse to be a homewrecker. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
sounds fake but if not the solution seems obvious just both date her
easybree 10
I’m sorry, this is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a long time.
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easybree 10
I’m sorry, this is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a long time.
tiptoppc 21
You, my good person, have never worked in tech support. The stories i can tell. The QWERTY letters have been firmly engraved in my forehead by now.
Justkidding100 41
sounds fake but if not the solution seems obvious just both date her
jlc82 14
go with it
Lost Reggie 22
By Golly, be Poly.
suntrkr 9
pics or it didn't happen
BrizBurry 10
add her in! polyamory for a win!
JackWood 21
Ask husband for open marriage. Problem solved.
FluffythePink 23
You and your girlfriend sit him down, enjoy his face while you explain the situation and then kick him out, put the music on and get jiggy with it. It's the only thing you can do. Maybe you'll be happy for the rest of your lives, maybe it'll only last a while, either way Enjoy yourself and the moment. Not everyone gets to deal the cheating ex this particular slice of pie so you go do it for everyone.
Wadlaen 24
You become a love-triangle!
BurnInDemonFire 39
See if she feels the same, and then let nature take its course.