Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
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moonlight970 0
Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.
NOWAYJOSE 14
Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.
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Comments (196)
mrahhhhh 21
All of you shut up. It's all about the gaming PC. Practically every video game ever was made on the PC, and true gaming is done on them too. They are quite expensive... but so worth it!
moosechiefs 0
Are you really that much of an ignorant dip shit?
ruchg1 5
I play on Steam all the time. There's also Minecraft.
steenbock_fml 4
aiee! guess they like her mare than you
Jammy01jams 2
You idiots forget all the bad shit that happened to the Xbox as long as it was more than half a years ago. How many Xboxs has my friends been through? That alone give PS3:8 Xbox:2 Yes my 3 best friends have been through 8 Xboxs total. All the hacking of the PSN could not make me pay for a console 3 times. I have two PS3's that both work fine, since the day they were released.
Jaxx66 21
^extended warranty = free replacement.
BigRob247 0
And depends how good you take care of ur xbox/ps3. I play basically nonstop on my xbox and I had no problems for me. Got my xbox in '08 btw
MizzErikaHart 8
Op sounds spoiled.
AlwaysCracked 6
Just because PC gamers see themselves as "gaming gods" doesn't mean we don't notice they're all fat, anti-social dorks in reality. Probably why they spend so much time on the computer anyways... Play 360 like a real man.
Madrias 36
360? No, I'd rather play the old Atari 2600. At least the graphics look better and the games are more fun...
Shrike 24
^ obvious troll is obviously not getting laid.
Jazzalyn 10
You're right about that if he's underage - they can take the stuff. But it seems rather unreasonable to confiscate it just because he broke up with someone. In fact, it seems somewhat stupid I think.
mistersheezy 7
Someone thinks she's right for you.....
ejjamael 5
oh yeah like that expression really work!
katt_is_here 24
Thank you #21. That would make this make some sort of sense. I need more information, OP!