Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, I was told I will receive no Christmas or birthday presents for the next 3 years because my parents paid for my rhinoplasty. I needed it because my 12-year-old brother smashed my nose with a hammer in a fit of rage. FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
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Top comments
Ambient25 25
You should really tell your parents that you're just a combination of their genes. If they have a problem with you physically, then it's just a problem with themselves. Don't sweat it OP, it will be one of those things they'll look back on and facepalm themselves over.
tulha 12
It's sort of passed down due to genetics so the jokes on them haha
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vewwe 20
You can always be friends with Rudolf the reindeer... Just a joke op, I feel sorry for you, your parents are behaving really mean!
ex_omer 17
That sucks OP Take their money, buy gifts for yourself, and have a Merry Christmas :)
DidntGetTheMemo 5
What a mean/rude joke! Does your nose not look like either parent's nose? If it does, maybe that parent grew up being self-conscious about it and thinks a nose job will make things easier for you.
Ecudaniel 16
And the Parents of the month award goes to...
karlcolt45 19
just like how you guys aren't bad parents, butttt I still wouldn't put you up for the cover of good parent monthly
Cuteroxx 17
Your parents surely cares about their christmas pictures!
profoundkisses 18
Lol joke's on them it's their genes you inherited
littlem91 29
Don't do it OP, if you're happy with your nose leave it alone. These things can go horribly wrong, taking that risk for your parents isn't a good idea.
joea21 21
You're the Rudolph of your family
ZY1431 24
that's messed up. but i would be like. my nose came from your genes so I blame you