Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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Comments (531)
omgitspoy 6
ur own damn fault
ladypatience93 2
dirty bitch
grace9856 0
f YOUR life???? I think u mean f HER life 4 having a slutty "best friend" like u. u bitch
BoCo_fml 9
Nasty *****!!! How can you call yourself her best friend?!?!
lollinda11 0
1#s right. that's why the devil has a special place in hell just for the cheaters like you. Moron
americuzz 8
OMG! what the he'll is wrong with you??!! it's girls like you that make the nice girls get a bad rep. but I agree fyl. because u have no self respect for urself or ur friends. if u said yes to that guy, I would be careful. if he cheated on his gf for u then he can cheat on u with another *****. plus if he is a cheater h probably has aids or sumthin. I bet u last less than a couple of years and he is gunna leave you alone with 2 children, and one on the way. and u r gunna be an alone fat slob!! **** YOUR LIFE!!!
berrychii17 5
i agree with #1 and #446. it is girls like u who give nice girls bad rep. how r u her best friend?? i don't think a best friend would hav an affair with a best friends boyfriend u slutty bitch
tellithowitis 13
are u sure she's ur best friend cuz u are treating her like a piece of crap
kylek61294 1
*Are you sure she's your best friend because you are treating her like a piece of crap.
Lawlihearttigers 5
Honestly OP you are a horrible person. You lied and cheated and not with just anyone. It was your best friends boyfriend. How could you?!! And you guys go to Japan together. You are so stupid and so is her boyfriend so you guys are perfect for eachother. Way to ruin someones life! You are the greatest bestfriend ever!!!! P.s. You should look up Kingsleys "I hate *****!!!" video !
fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
22cute 17
Hope they both dump you. Bitch
suadelaaa 0
Way to treat a friend. Loser.
PBaandJay 0
exactly . stupid bitch
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
joeyisinsane 0
I came wen I read this
connorfinch 0
wtf?
momovanilla 0
epic fail
shinzie 1
FAKE.
nomadxx7 0
YDI. It pisses me off that people like you exist in such a small selfish world. All about you. Leave your friends, family and everyone else destroyed in your wake for you to get some gratification. What a friend...
brainiac94 0
4, I completely agree
kitkatknicknack 12
you tell em!
krazygirl100 9
yep
Lauriebug 0
wait i'm sorry, do i see "BEST FRIEND" there? seriously?
stfuchivonne 0
wow, you're kind of terrible
basketball03 0
nice ..y would u do that to ur own best friend and then go to japan with her ur a ****** asshole u deserve that
emorockerownage 9
your fault asshole
magnolia048 0
Some best friend you are.
grace9856 0
I no... the op is a total abitch. i'm ashamed 2 live in the same state as u, u dirty **** :(
DeathMaple 3
I'm ashamed to live in the same country