Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML
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lexex1 4
Child abuse much..
waswashere 0
Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em
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Comments (166)
TipOfTheHat 10
Those are sick and twisted parents you have! I would be inclined to move to another family members house! Distance yourself from your family... For your own good!
ellakacyme22 6
What sort of parents would do that and are you sure they are your real parents
tigrouficele2012 44
And you did what to deserve this, exactly? Because unless you've just been busted for a drug dealing operation, I'd call social services stat.
CashChamp20 0
Now imagine your Dad's punishment to beat that! Best of wishes to ya!
leadman1989 16
Dutiful daughter does double detention for deranged devils!
moviegirl6 5
Beautiful alliteration! Sorry, I'm a literary dork. :)
TheNewGuy03 29
Exemplary! You've eked out an excellent example of an exciting English expression! |the kid|
starwind3438 9
If I were you I would put myself up for adoption.
Sniper3000 0
Unless op is already adopted
OFWGKTADGAF 0
dont be afraid to smack her across the face
uprising_fml 0
I can't decide if your parents are sadistic assholes with no hearts or if they are just in their actions because you're some kind of devil child . they sound like assholes either way .
milky0candy 0
Report domestic violence
DocBastard 40
I can't think of a single thing that my kids could ever do that would warrant anything close to this kind of punishment. My parents would spank the hell out of me if I deserved it, but this kind of behaviour is clearly abusive. I don't care what you did wrong - you don't deserve this. You need to get help here fast before this spirals out of control.
belkinbra 12
What if she was caught workin' the streets?
DocBastard 40
It doesn't make a bit of difference. If I find my kids doing something illegal, I'll call the police and let them deal with it. Abuse like this is never ok no matter what the circumstances.
TalkingMuffin 3
Great father right here.