Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Baked
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Let it all hang out
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Fresh air
Today, my parents actually kicked me into the back garden and made me sit outside for an hour so they could have sex without having to worry about me hearing them go at each other like a pair of 15-stone rabbits hopped up on Viagra. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
It's hot!
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.
tennisrapper1 14
Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL
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Comments (183)
isamisis 9
Where do you live. We are all naked
Cowgirl9999 8
Don't look.! :)
sarahrocrocrocks 5
thats just sick..
marit1997 4
gatver !
BroadwayGirl16 6
Umm... Awkward...
shaddol3lade 7
Flee your residence
spittinGMINT 3
Lmao I wana be old and senile :(
JasonLTR4 4
You already are
brandon3747 16
Well you do live in the Netherlands soo.......
Epikouros 32
That's not right! Dutch couples should be going to Ikea on the Monday after Pentecost (our last national holiday before December), and bore each other to death arguing over furniture. Gardening naked betrays an unnatural level of happiness and intimacy. Have you checked what they're growing in that garden?
Eiregal2 10
I'm failing to see the problem. if my parents choose to do this I would not mind, just as long as it was in their own home where no one saw. then again I'm very close to my family. not in a creepy incest way! we just tell each other everything and are comfortable in each others company