Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Baked
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Let it all hang out
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Fresh air
Today, my parents actually kicked me into the back garden and made me sit outside for an hour so they could have sex without having to worry about me hearing them go at each other like a pair of 15-stone rabbits hopped up on Viagra. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
It's hot!
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.
tennisrapper1 14
Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL
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Comments (183)
Rainbowbright99 4
Don't look. Just be thankful they love eachother and don't look.
freshlybreezy 15
Wait, you mean we're NOT supposed to garden naked?! Huhh, who knew?
AzzieC 12
Sounds like an excuse 2 torture u what did u do wrong
stinkFist232 3
People need to try to be more in tune and free with their bodies.
pexy_fml 16
parents place, parents rules.
terrykayez 6
Hahaha oh op, how lucky you are to have such ingenuitive parents.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You know, I'm an American, and I've been to the Netherlands, and I thought they were decidedly less stuffy about this kind of thing. The houses don't even have curtains on the windows because if you look in someone's house and catch an eyeful, well, it's your own damn fault for looking. (An attitude which I heartily endorse, FWIW.) OP, stop being such a prude. It's a human body. We all have one. *shrug*
br0ccoli 15
Dad: "it's good to plant bulbs while showing off your bulbs! Don't worry, it's organic. And my scrotal skin cells will help fertilize the soil of our vegetable garden. Can't wait to harvest and eat it! Mmm!"
AliceRose13 5
It's 88.My parents won't turn the air conditioning on.
boysgirl123 0
I love that