Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Now you're free to do as you wish
gogo44444 28
Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!
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Comments (52)
HarleyGal12 18
Tell your sister. That's an invasion of her privacy
brocho 26
25, how is it an invasion of her privacy for her parents to check her phone? If your kid is acting strange, you have every right to and should check their phone.
MonstreBelle 29
It's not an invasion of privacy if OP's sister is acting suspiciously. Depending on how old she is, her parents may very well be the ones who are paying her phone bill. My parents wouldn't have hesitated to look through my phone when I was in high school if I was acting suspiciously and would have, rightfully so, turned off my service if I didn't cooperate. It's a parent's job to protect and discipline their children, not be their friend.
DoomedGemini 38
While I do usually say kids deserve their privacy, I agree if they have reason to worry they should.
DeathAngelsKiss 12
I agree too that the parents have every right to go through their child's phone. I have had several friends in the past who send and receive nudes, not just to and from one individual, but to and from several at one time, even those 20-30 while my friends are underaged
bonermonkey 31
It might also mean if they think you are doing something risky then they think you're sensible enough to handle it safely. my mum knew full well she would probably find texts between my boyfriend and I if she went in my phone but she figured I probably wouldn't get into any trouble with him. :)
worldclassrager 41
Freedom! Just cover your tracks as needed but the most suspicious things are usually locks
ChrisMora 16
That's a good thing if you're actually doing something considered wrong.
luvlu444 24
lucky! now do whatever u like without a worry
aeryn97 17
take it as a good thing. they view you so innocent so milk it for its worth and relax when your sister is always being searched ;) if she demands to know why your stuff isn't searched just tell her you're dull and boring then laugh.
Xaian1 17
At least you know you're safe to do whatever you want!
EDGE1095 20
hahahhahaha. now do what you want to! Don't be sad about this.
not_emo_kid666 16
Ooooooooo you just got burned!
TMO2142 25
Look at the bright side, she doesnt expect you to do the same as your sis