Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
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Top comments
iwanttogotoparis 26
Irony, you were stopped or being a potential criminal, meanwhile some criminal stole from you
TarponSnook 12
I guess it's time to buy new shoes
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Comments (83)
criley221 19
YDI. Pack more than one pair of shoes next time!!
messymessiah 11
Clearly the security there is doing their job. Not. That really sucks OP.
drrobotnik1 18
go... buy some shoes.
Witchylady 18
Why did you only have one pair of shoes with you
fabcade 14
TSA should replace them.
whoopydoodah 18
I saw an ad for shoes next to this fml
lilycups 11
If only there were gift shops at the airport to buy things like a pair of flip flops...
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
You do know you can buy shoes
cmac86 24
gotta love the TSA and the search for weapons, including water bottles, toothpaste and nail clippers.
ThrottleJockey 36
Turn this plane around or I'll cut your cuticle! I swear I'll do it!
Shade1982 21
Like a stand-up comedian once said: "If you can take a plane with tweazers, give him the damn plane, he obviously needs it more then we do..."
ThrottleJockey 36
T.S.A. - Taking Shit Away. Or, in this case at least, Taking Shoes Away.