Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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raininginseattle 9
You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...
DKjazz 20
Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.
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Comments (87)
andreitaxx89 13
It seems like neither of you will be having any fun. You're more screwed though, they can probably shove something else in their ass...
PokemonLove993 17
I got Pokemon dungeon as well but put it down resently for harvest moon. still waiting to buy x/y though, not sure which one to get
dawood_k 27
Is it a plug and play
mccrightp 29
Look on the bright side! It might feet better to them if the like it rough!
lifeofpie25 16
you dont seem disapointed though
underthesea12 24
Enjoy!
daniel_2209 12
Today, intead of the anal sex toy i ordered, i got a 3DS game. I used it anyway. FML
crystalxa 35
maybe you could use one!?
TJRou09 10
hey when Amazon gives you lemons....
BrotherPhil 35
...stick them up your arse?
doumtabarnack 12
I'm curious about how you know for sure it's an ANAL sex toy.