Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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raininginseattle 9
You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...
DKjazz 20
Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.
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Comments (87)
AprylAnn 23
Oh my! Such a kinky trade! I would call the post office asap!
GoddessOfCookies 14
And your opinion on obtaining a new sex toy?
roaster248 3
Apparently OP doesn't know how mail works... Just because you get someone else's stuff, doesn't mean they will get yours in exchange ..
jenn1808 16
I once tried to order a lint roller. Instead I got jock itch cream. I called the company and they offered to send two lint rollers and told me I could keep the cream for free. I got the replacement box...two more tubes of jock itch cream.
xRezSynn 15
And how do you know what it was?
liltwistism 12
(Why'd you put parenthesis around that comment?)
mybubbles2000 13
Hmmmm. Luck of the Postal Service.
Daiyuki 5
No one loves me
StefanKa 23
(Let's start a trend.)
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you're disappointed after getting a 3DS game, then there's clearly something wrong with you. Unless it's Pilotwings, 'cos it's shit. If it's DOA: Dimensions, you'll probably keep the toy, too, right?