Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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Top comments
raininginseattle 9
You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...
DKjazz 20
Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.
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Comments (87)
golden_warrior 23
well, they are not going to have the 3d experience they were hoping for...
foxmatrix15 8
Was the package in your name? Did you least read label?
bfsd42 20
Wouldn't it be hilarious if op's father had the same name as him.
MissChanel44 7
You must have been really surprised when you opened that box
Axipiter 24
It would've been awesome if it had have been like a jack-in-a-box. Except a sex toy jumps out instead. That would have been quite the surprise!
daniellekimberly 23
I'm undecided on this one
MidnaLink 35
Are you kidding me?
batman105 8
The funnyest thing about these comments is all the butt puns :p. I hope you get your game at some point :)
WhiteCrimson 23
We'll now someone is going to receive an used butt toy in return for a used DS. Hey maybe it's your neighbors toy, or if you want to take it to another level, one of your parents???
Jemm_fml 29
I would vote FYL but you deserve a little joy in your life, if you know what I mean!
jerryj 27
How exciting! Now you get to track down who those anal beads belong to, while getting back your game. Think of it as a treasure hunt, which will likely result in you making a fascinating friend. You may even end up playing together with your new toys ;)
tman1985 9
Main objective: Retreive Game Optional: Make a friend
MidnaLink 35
And this, people, is why I always download my games.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Because you're afraid if you order games online you'll get anal sex toys in the mail instead? That's oddly specific.
MidnaLink 35
No, I meant in the general sense. But I definitely recommend Amazon.
love_me_electric 20
That's not how you're supposed to give someone a dick in a box. I think someone needs to watch the video again.