Kids: Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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grossn 12

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:52

At least he is consistent!

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:54

Did his get lost in the mail?

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Hipnog 15

Friday 20 June 2014 22:06

You've got male.

SirxCal 5

Monday 7 July 2014 7:05

He must be very persuasive

GreyGirl 15

Friday 19 February 2016 5:17

My sister told my other sister that too

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