Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
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Comments (180)
TheShyPerson 10
Stalker! Stranger danger
AJ53013 6
How is it stranger danger when she knows the crazy ex
aniluapss 9
Two words: restraining order
Justincolon22 15
He sounds desperate
ShyAnn29 15
He sounds psycho
Ali_Br_fml 33
Oh my goodness, be careful with this guy. If I were you, I'd involve the authorities. I wouldn't want to hear about you on the news because he took things to the next level. You need to put your safety first. First step, cutting your phone lines. What/who will he cut next? You? Your boyfriend? Good luck OP. Stay safe, and get a restraining order. Get him fired too. It seems like He's stalking you.
cakefete2 31
Unfortunately, i doubt him getting a job where you work was by accident. Keep us updated and don't allow yourself to be alone with your ex. Best wishes OP.
cloe2009 1
the real question is y do you still have a phone line in his name after 3 years????
daniel_2209 12
Maybe it has not been 3 years... maybe she was cheating on him
Ali_Br_fml 33
They may mean a physical cable that connects house phones to the telephone companies. Those can be accessed from outside, usually in the back yard. Some people still use those... I only have a house phone because it comes with my Internet & tv package, but we all use our cellphones in my house. If someone cut mine, the only things we'd actually miss would be the tv & Internet.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Just to clarify, by "those", I meant house phones. *Some people still use house phones...* My edit time ran out before I could hit send.
UsernameTaken14 18
Sounds like he was trying to make things awkward? Best of luck with that strange guy, OP.
awkwardloveannie 28
he was trying to make things bad, he's not strange he's deranged
skittyskatbrat 19
You and the current boyfriend need to have a talk with the manager. Fast. He's not going to want the liability of having the abusive guy there, and with both of you talking to him (especially if you have any evidence!) there's a good chance the guy will be out of a job very very quickly. At the LEAST he can be scheduled so that his shifts never, ever overlap yours. But talk to the boss, quick :(
drewflav 17
If this turns out the way FML usually does, it'll be one of two ways: 1. OP and her boyfriend get fired for causing a disturbance in the workplace. Or 2. OP's boyfriend and ex boyfriend hook up, both turning out to actually be gay.
MysticMonkey 9
They do say three's a crowd.
JMichael 26
Get his ass thrown in jail.