Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
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Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML
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Welshite 40
You and your boyfriend need to have a serious talk with his dad about being respectful. Name calling is so immature and childish, especially when they insult you as a person.
Devindelon 17
You sure you're not the one being robbed of innocence?
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Comments (104)
Tr0ub3l 12
That's dumb..
incoherentrmblr 22
What a paradox, OP being a virgin yet a *****, and this comment ^...
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Well. He needs a clue, doesn't he..?
_delaneybear 20
Ten girls? That's a lot OP. I'm sorry your boyfriends dad rude. Feel better!
annarcheer 19
I was thinking the same exact thing! obviously his father isn't aware of what his sons up to
_parth 20
If I was Op. I would flip the card.
elatimir 15
Ten alot? LOL, nope.
annarcheer 19
Its a lot when his dad thinks he's a virgin. There's a huge difference between never having sex and having sex with 10 girls.
ProfessorMctitie 20
#21 I bet you probably havent even had sex with over 10 people
tucansamTommyG 12
I bet 21 hasn't even slept with one girl.
anabanana101 15
Dads are so scary
Welshite 40
You and your boyfriend need to have a serious talk with his dad about being respectful. Name calling is so immature and childish, especially when they insult you as a person.
Liyuesigs 8
A talk is not good enough. She deserves an apology!
Welshite 40
Not being pessimistic, but I've had some experience with men like this, and I doubt an apology will happen. It's a sad state of affairs, but some idiots think they are justified in their verbal abuse.
Wolfparable 22
It's always disheartening seeing people like this though. She really is owed an apology and it's rather disgusting of him to insult her that way when he clearly knows nothing about her. Hopefully the boyfriend stuck up for her and said something to his father, personally I'd be furious if anyone talked to someone important to me that way.
khaoticpanda 28
I agree. All parents have this warped view of how their child's lives are its not fair for him to assume OP is a bad person
Helldemon 32
It's kind of funny, if it was the daughter of the father and he was insulting the boyfriend this way(which gets posted all the time on here) noone would be having such a fit
Noreason89 6
@62 yes they would be, and many would probably be calling the girl a **** as well
QueenOfSuppness 25
Yeah, some parents just have to face the music and see what their children really are
WallyQ 18
Rude
tbro47 23
First father to not just give his son a passing nod and smile for doing the dirty
SamSwebb 24
Time to casually drop some truth... ?
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Why are you with such a player?
mckenzieandrews 16
He isnt a player just because he's had sex with a lot of people. It could have just been casual sex.
buddy_J 16
Sex should be something that people who love each other should share. 10 people is a lot of people.
Wolfparable 22
Well said 45. It's unlikely he loved each one and i would just say she needs to be careful at the least.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You're pretty stupid aren't you, 41?
Rawrshi 25
45: Sex should be between people who want to have sex. Love doesn't have to be involved if the people involved don't want it to be. Some people just like casual sex. It feels good and it's fun. Some people just don't want to be complicated with love. As long as protection is used and everyone involved is happy/consenting, who cares? Besides, it was never explained whether or not he did love those women at the time.
idontknow8 8
#41 is clearly either a tard or a ****. ten is a lot....blondes....wow...
MrConcise 35
Ten is a lot? I haven't quite hit that number, but is that number 'a lot' for early-to-mid twenties or a 50-year-old? To me the number doesn't seem big at all. It's just big by contrast to virginity.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Thank you 70. There's nothing wrong with casual sex. And ten isn't a lot compared to the amount of partners (at least people where I'm from) are having now a days. Also, maybe it's just me, but isn't a player someone who plays people so they can sleep with them? We don't know if OPs bf played the females he had sex with or if was just consenually casual.
TanzWolf 26
But was it safe sex or not? I don't care if you've ****** 10 girls or 100, but if even one of them wasn't safe sex, then nope. You're getting tested.
TheGolfGTI 24
What a whoreibble thing to say.
gintwinsmoore 20
nice...