Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tatamagouche, Canada
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
MALICEG
Oklahoma City, United States
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
noname
France
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
JustShutUp
Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML
Anonymous
No more yodelling
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Pavarotti next door
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Nice try
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Should've recorded him
simplysarcastics 26
I imagine his voice was very high pitched, scratchy, and off key. Your poor ears!
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Comments (51)
lipun 8
speak to him when he is normal about his misconduct. if he still continues, then record him and then complain to the cop.
ninad7 12
out of all things to do while drunk, that is nothing
Fluffydemise 18
But it's a good accompaniment to drunk shenanigans. Most things done whilst drunk are enhanced with a bit of singing. Unless you decide to strip naked outside your desired loves house, where her dad resides. In that situation, singing does NOT help :D
AGB10 19
Record it, then play it back loud on a night he is asleep..so he wakes up with his own drunk singing :)
tommylover842 23
I imagine this drunk guy being completely naked while enthusiasticly singing. Makes for quite a funny, albeit disturbing, mental picture!
RageAwakened 6
Next hit video on youtube: Drunk Opera.
Fluffydemise 18
Is your neighbour an alien overlord called zinyak? And was he singing biz markie - just a friend by any chance?
mangobbler 11
Would be worse if he had tourettes, I believe...
emal 1
That would've been a funny video to watch on YouTube
Enslaved 38
"I'm the Barber of Seville. . . Figaro, Figaro!"
Goblin182 27
That's how I practice my opra singing