Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, it's 49 days until Christmas, and all I can think of is how it’s mine and my partner's first Christmas together but she’ll be out of town. Apparently, she’d rather hang out with her whackjob family rather than my normal, stable family. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
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perdix 31
What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.
rjonesy1992 0
Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.
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Comments (131)
HogwartsDropout7 0
I wish my neighbors did that. My neighbors just yell at their cats all day.
ilovejosh63 0
come sleep at my house ;)
ilovejosh63 0
how bout you come sleep at my house ;)
zebralover23 14
I'm so jealous!! I love lights !
whassgoodbroski 2
OP is a real Scrooge
MissMeButLetMeGo 0
And a happy New Years.(;
bizarre_ftw 22
Put a menorah in your window and give them a dreidel come Christmas, and make a note to mention your chronic headaches and severe insomnia that require prescription grade meds. You may end up having a crappy month, but guilt is a slow and perpetual torture that eats away at the very core of it's victims and - when used right - gets ya free stuff
bizarre_ftw 22
*its (my iPhone will change its to it's and friends to friend's no matter what)
ghostpwner_fml 0
30 days til my birthday :D
ishida1235 0
Ok mister Scrooge
lionsatyourfeet 3
Don't be a jew.