Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house). Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P
ChibiChibi_fml 28
My recommendation is that when he's not around take the batteries out of it and hide them. That or snip one of the connecting wires so that it just doesn't work. Even if your parent's found out and were mad it still seems like it would be better than being driven into a murderous rage by a singing Santa.
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zenti 2
Just like the other FML with the roommate and Pandora.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Except for the fact that in this case it would be one specific Christmas song over and over again and not many Christmas songs played through out the course of the day. Plus I'd bet the quality of Pandora music is better than that of a singing Santa toy so taking that into account I would say this situation is worse. That's just my opinion though.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, give the puppy a "bath" (: problem solved
zenti 2
Yes, the details are different, but I'm talking about the whole FML in general. As soon as I read it I immediately thought of the roommate/Pandora one. Someone OP lives with finds something Christmas related that plays Christmas songs. Only several days/weeks to go. Same setup.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Replace "puppy" with "Santa." I'm go'n crazy.
calililly93 0
Oh don't be such a Grinch. By the way, OP, I WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
jewban 3
explode that ******* thing
blonderabbit 0
wordd
mamamiaaa_fml 12
we wish you a merry christmas but you think sucky thiswas so let me show you myjugs hmmmph. no.
WallyTheWombat 0
My dad did the same thing with an Alvin and the chipmunks thing. That got annoying quickly.
Cinn_fml 23
Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house). Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P
randall_doak 4
This is why Cinn is so awesome :) She comes up with the best solutions, and they're ususally ao simple the rest of us should be kicking ourselves for not thinking of them ourselves.....
priscilla_28 5
I so know what you mean. I feel your pain. My niece's love our freaking Santa. I've hidden the batteries so many times. I've also 'accidently' dropped it, but it never works; it's like that thingis possessed. :|
5t3ff1k4h 47
29 - I know! I find I've done that a lot lately... thanks Cinn! In other news: BAH HUMBUG.
iSitt 0
use screw drivers to remove the battery casing then cut the blue wire.
iliketurdles 7
What if they cut the red wire? will they blow up and die? If yes do that OP.
IgETbANNED 0
cinn you jut don't understand...Here in the USA we have better things to do then play cricket like a lil' punk
5t3ff1k4h 47
64 - There are no words. Have you ever been England?
Cinn_fml 23
Cricket? What does cricket have to do with anything?
79DrAwkwArD97 0
IgETbANNED, let the non-retards talk...
underaegis 0
SANTA CLAUSE IS NOT REAL... I was sad too
Kush1994 0
haha my brother found his little Christmas toy too. I've been listening to that for the past 2 weeks
miraggg 1
thats not an fml, get into the christmas spirit!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
My recommendation is that when he's not around take the batteries out of it and hide them. That or snip one of the connecting wires so that it just doesn't work. Even if your parent's found out and were mad it still seems like it would be better than being driven into a murderous rage by a singing Santa.
jakeisawake 3
Yeah, and then the mom says, "It's okay hun, we will just go get a new one today." Now you'll have to hear a singing reindeer, Santa, and a snowman all at once. Back to murderous rage.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That may be true. Then again the toy could drive the parents just as crazy as it does the OP so they may just say "well that's too bad." and leave it at that. You never know until you try.
jakeisawake 3
Ha, I'd be the type to buy a new one just because I knew it was irritating, and I'd find that funny. Then, I'd take it away when I had enough.
MassEffectNerd 0
in this situation a trash can is your best friend.
Zmeilerr 22
Water + electronics = bad. However in this case it would = good. I think you get my drift, OP ;)
stronghand0331 17
Maybe they'd both like that...
stronghand0331 17
That was for number 7...
ninofrank 0
Commer moderate
IcyJack 7
I'm sorry, what?
lolawazhere 9
Comment moderated* You fail, my friend.
rockefoe 6
hide it
magicalrubixdude 0
"lose" it till the day after christmas