Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
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Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, it's 49 days until Christmas, and all I can think of is how it’s mine and my partner's first Christmas together but she’ll be out of town. Apparently, she’d rather hang out with her whackjob family rather than my normal, stable family. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
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perdix 31
What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.
rjonesy1992 0
Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.
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Comments (131)
Steve95401 49
A continuous loop of Rebecca Black singing "Friday" would be worse torture.
Enslaved 38
Ugh! They played that song when advertising for the Black Friday sales!
tx_beast 5
If somebody did that, they would be one sick bastard.
Steve95401 49
I heard that commercial on the radio way too many times this past week.
SkardeyKat 3
Ugh. That kind of stuff, lights and all, should be limited to one week before Christmas with all the lights and decorations coming down the 26th. And blaring carols should be illegal. Yes, bah humbug (:
Pazu_fml 10
I'm cool with lights, but playing music outside your house is a douchey thing to do at any time of the year. Keep it indoors; your neighbours do not want to hear it.
bananagrams 9
Just spreading the Christmas cheer
JinxosGirl87 0
A violation for disturbing the peace sounds like a lovely Christmas gift to them :)
easton222 2
U must be Jewish
bubo_fml 11
When I was a kid, I started something called the 'Grinch Mob.' We'd go out @ nite & find neighbors who had Santa & his Reindeer displayed on the front lawn...We'd rearrange them into various compromising positions, with the climax usually having Santa depicted as Rudolph's catcher...Time to revive an old holiday tradition, young patawan!!
chels1994 11
oh stop being a Grinch
saddgurl 0
Put a BIG sign outside that says "I'm Jewish" and then play Jewish songs really loud
Hannah54321 0
At least they don't do it 365 days a year, but where's your Christmas spirit anyway?
AmbrosiaWriter 17
What if the OP is not Christian/doesn't celebrate Christmas/celebrates one of the other holidays that occur around this time of year?
imratedG 5
wait..., how is that an FYL? :